Caz, et al -
As per usual here is the latest Delegation Directory copy. Please revise/advise ASAP, as this MUST go to print by end of Q1 in order to make the TSR and Bio-summit deadlines.
Note: Clearly as a matter of Department of Deinformation best practices, many entries have been ambiguated or entirely deinformated, but should you feel that any re-informating is necessary to preserve the ideal 50/50 True-False stability, the latter goal should obviously remain the prime directive. In that case, just submit a Common Ledger Data Repopulation Request (DRR) and run it through the usual channels. Gods is it not 7th Friday yet? :)
Regards, Berendzen
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The Third Annual TATD Delegation Directory
Clinton Adelphis
Nelsen Atwaves/Atraves
Jessa Bepp
Odio Blackmaster O. has been with us since the early days. No one is quite sure of his current position.
Desi Bova
Tropp Bragg Nano-radio Engineer for the Lesser Island Communities. Operating under a strict zero-visibility policy, no one in the group has seen so much as a scan of him, or is even certain of his current ARSF (anthropoform resize factor).
Caston Brimm
Danaia Clesser According to the Common Ledger, the long-lost daughter of Hutchison Loudwater and Evangeline Lasser, though the latter insists she has never been with child, in the biological sense. This admits to the possibility that the four-year-old Danaia could in fact be of non-biobirth, and thus be used as the ammunition long awaited by the Pro-Biobirth Association (PBA) and the religious left. This must obviously be avoided at all cost. Asset #134452.
Claustia China Costen The newest addition to the West Mainland Community, Claustia brings a diverse background in both the sciences and arts. Her graduate studies range from the development of nano-robotic pesticides, to that of neo-gnostic cave-dwelling LED shadow-puppetry.
Lolla Cotrine A longtime antigravity-rock fanatic, Lolla once moshed in midair for four days straight, according to the CL addendums. Citing health concerns, and her recent revisitation of some of the early False=True movement writings, she now prefers the simplicity and the redundancy (and the redundancy) of sticking with cover-bands of her favorite old Anti-G tunes - and may not legally begin dancing unless accompanied by a member of Community Fundamental Forces Enforcment.
Hedva Norst Cu
Enfirio Dalmath Project Manager for the DNA Extension Port II, and chief author of current standards for the project. Though allowing for theoretically unlimited expansion, the current DEPII specifications (based on experiments with metallized animal liver cells) ensure a minimum of at least 1 Tbyte with 64-Gbps of biodata passthrough, in any given living mamalian host.
Lacraia Diamante Lacraia is no pushover. The Common Ledger relates that, once when challenged to put her money where his mouth was, she let out a blood-curdling scream, the precise frequency of which shook the loose change from the pockets of all in the room. No recordings survive.
Selmo King Didjuss Selmo is our new experiment in Phase-1 Redundancy - temporarily recursive humanity (TRH). His DNA was recently altered so that all the unused portions - evolutionary dross, about 98% - is now being reprogrammed with infinitely embedded micro-versions of the other 2%, plus any modifications. When the code is next executed, the feedback loop is expected to propel him into a momentary Singularity of experience - that is, an infinite amount of human experience in a single flash. Asset #022671.
Moribi DiPressi M. was recently elected VP of Documentation and Disinformation. He is said to hold a degree in Semiotic Divinity, and to have co-authored the titles (not the actual books) Noah's Arcana/Jacob's Bladder and The God-Schmod Particle.
Israel Dublin
Carson Evangeline The son of a long line of fishing-town ministers, Carson heads the Biometrics Boy's Camp. He is the only one of us who can juggle.
McClintock Fickency After 10 years as a field-service tech in disinformation, Mac has reached the ideal stability of uncertainty - ie, precisely 50% of what you read about him is incorrect.
Genavee Greensy
Spella Gust Marketing and Investments. Spella is always happy to get a phone call from you!
Laston Hedding Laston is our guru of ARSF (anthropoform resize factor) implementation. Laston is himself currently down to 18 inches in height - thus setting the current record for lowest biomass bit-weight, at just under 3 Tbytes.
Marity Jane Shultheis-Hold Author of DNAR Technology for Dummies. One of the earlier researchers into the now commercially available forms of DNA-RAM and DNA-ROM, Marity holds the patent for the Gene-Wipe series of at-home genetic programmers, cloners, and backup devices.
Mirza Hosz Lead singer of Weight No More, activist, galvanic tattoo and Four Fundamental Forces artist/engineer. Malva patented Skinpixel motion tattoos - essentially an RNA-powered version of existing biopixel technology, reusing spare amino strands as light filaments - and sports them over more than 80% of her body. Brought on board by Lolla C.
Bruno Imponenti
Evangeline Lasser
Math Lesthin Creative.
Brace Louden Physical Plant. Brace keeps the wheels turning, the consumer happy, and everything shiny like you see today! If there are any issues with the facilities as you encounter them, Brace is the man you want to see.
Hutchison Loudwater The Dietary Officer for the West Mainland communities, Hutch is also driving the research into the Superamine II products. We know you will find our entire line of hormonal hyper-secretagogues and amino replacers to be of superior effectiveness, taste, and safety - and at a fraction of the skyrocketing cost of today's agriculturally derived foods.
Charson Medalwaite Famously broke the so-called Biodata Throughput Barier by successfully reprogramming a hippopotamus in under two hours. Given the rapidly accelerating gains of DNA Extension and Recursion technologies, Char now controversially hypothesizes the possibility of programming organisms instantaneously - and with the soon-expected advent of the Global Tesla Datafield, the possibly of doing so remotely and in large groups. The hippopotamus is doing fine.
Salvah Poko-Meece
Dolph Meerman The chief researcher into the as-yet hypothetical Phase-2 Redundancy, PRH (permanently recursive humanity). Currently Phase-1 TRH models have only existed for brief microseconds, however when stabilized and combined with DEP (DNA Extension Port) technology, Dolph will theoretically be able to extend TRH Singularity (momentary infinity) for an indefinite time (infinite infinity), as each DEP module allows for continually renewed self-replication into permanent redundancy.
Mils Miltibus
Damiana Mostel
Serda Moyen Head of Cellular Immortality. The confidentiality period for her department's inner library records will soon expire, giving Immortality Engineers the long-awaited "rosetta stone" needed to move this theoretical knowledge onto the production line. Under armed guard. Asset #09983.
Deshi Ming Ooi
Tenney Paige
Shobit Pontefract
Jimmy 'Delph' Popiscu
Imogen Priest Author of the graphic-novel, The Silicon Emperor's Mind-Seal Classic, and related articles. Once caught skinnydipping in the Boys' Camp pool. She was not alone. Self-admittedly addicted to adventure sports, she is currently recovering from frostbite, industrial hypergrowth syndrome, and tennis elbow.
Orange Swallow Qui
Lars Selfssen
Tuatupu Inproduct Soliga
Christian Langer Sparks
Vuthy Tep
Anton Ton
Irradia Suncast Trausper
Semm Truspey
Bucken Tullmann
Ransom Varley
Bonar Surender von Espy
Brighton Wharves
Aiara Pease Wistill Chief Editor of the journal Modern Spiritual Algorhithms, and contribuiting editor for Particle Use and Reuse.
Prisky Xie
Caz Yokoyama
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